6 years old. First time on a train.

kid: do the wheels sparkle when the train brakes?

mum: No

kid: what about now, do they sparkle?

mum: No. It would ruin the railway.

3 minutes:

kid: what about now, do they sparkle?

mum: NO!

kid: Mummy, are we there yet?

mum: No. We have half an hour left

2 minutes:

kid: Mummy, are we there yet?

mum: No. We have half an hour left

30 seconds:

kid: Mummy, are we there yet?

mum: No.

1 minute:

kid: Mummy, are we there yet?

mum: No. Stop asking me if we’re there yet.

15 seconds:

kid: How long until we get to the station where we have to get down?

mum gives no answer.

The kid turns around, takes out his gum, stretches it, sticks it on the window, puts it back in his mouth then suddenly turns around at his mum:

Mum! I love you!

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